Monday 25 March 2013

I'm Alive!

Hi guys,

I guess you were all pretty freaked out when I ran into the Creeper in the last post, well, worry no more! I am alive! I was almost dead, but I miraculously survived. The bad news is, The Creeper got away AGAIN!!! So, he is still sneaking around this site somewhere! We'll get him next time!

In the meanwhile, WATCH YOUR BACKS!!! And I mean this now more than ever because the Creeper said that you guys are next, so WATCH OUT!!!!!!

Bye!

Eastercraft!

Hi guys, and Happy Easter!

Since it is almost Easter, I think I should share these Minecraft-Themed Easter Eggs! I was going to post these last year, but I never got a chance to post them until now! Enjoy!
A Creeper Egg, a Diamond Pickaxe, and "Just One More Block." a popular Minecraft catchphrase when you're mining.




"That's some very nice eggs you have there, Ssssssssssssssssssss........."


GAH!!!! IT'S THAT CREEPER!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"You're nexssssssssssssssst!"

Aidan the Aspie Critic: Jack the Giant Slayer

I saw a new movie on Friday!


Fe Fi Fo Fum! It was Jack the Giant Slayer, a movie based on the stories of Jack and the Beanstalk and Jack the Giant Killer. It's about a young farm boy named Jack. Jack has had a fascination with Giants from a very young age, especially from a poem his Father used to read him about the legend of the evil Giants, magic beans that grow into massive beanstalks, and a magical crown that turns the warlike Giants into faithful servants of whoever wears the crown. The poem was supposed to be a fairy tale, BUT, when the 18 year old Jack goes to market to sell his horse, he is given magic beans for his horse by a very paranoid and mysterious monk. Well, Jack goes home with the beans but his uncle, (His father had died.) throws the beans away. Jack collected most of them, but 1 was lost. One night, the princess in disguise, (She also has had a fascination with Giants from a very young age and doesn't want to be a princess. Mostly because her father, The King, is forcing her to marry a stupid jerk guy named Rodrick. The princess's mother, The Queen, had passed away.) comes to Jack's hut in the rain and the lost bean accidentally gets wet, making it grow into a huge beanstalk! The princess gets caught up in the vines and goes up with the beanstalk! She ends up in the mysterious and dangerous land of the Giants! Can Jack, along with the stupid jerk guy Rodrick and some other guys, save the princess from the evil and ferocious Giants!? And, will the Giants find a way back to earth?

This was an EXCELLENT movie! It was also CRAZY intense! The giants are ugly, but awesome! There was something especially disturbing about the second head of the Two-Headed-King Giant. There were lots of giants flying at you because the movie was made for 3-D. (Luckily, I saw it in 2-D!) The Cinematography was great, the story was great, but it scared the (BEEP) out of me!!! There was also good humour so this was a very funny movie as well! It also had a twist ending that was probably leading up to a sequel! Anyway, Jack the Giant Slayer is a great movie, but don't take the little ones, it's SCARY!!! I'd give it 9 out of 10 stars! This movie was GIANT fun! (See what I did there?)

Have you seen Jack the Giant Slayer? What did you think of it? Tell me in the comments!


REALLY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I know, I know,

I've been away for a LONG time, I'm really sorry, There just hasn't been any interesting stuff to write about. I am SUPER SORRY!!!! The good news is, I just saw a new movie that I will be reviewing! Pssst, I may be doing Toy Reviews as well! Ssssshhhhhh! Also, I am currently writing a series called Magicre! Magical Creatures at school so I may be sharing that with you guys! Magicre is going to be similar to Poke'mon and Magi-Nation, but very different. Also, the guys over at Maleth Studios may be turning it into a video game! Stay tuned for more... I will also be posting more of my artwork, songs, jokes, and more! So, there's some good stuff coming up! Stay with me!

Thanks, and sorry, Aidan the Aspie

Also, have any of you guys seen that Creeper lately?