Late Night Joke!

I am writing this undercover before bedtime. Here is this week's joke!

A guy gets a job at an M&Ms factory. His boss tells him, "If there is anything wrong with these M&Ms, put them in this bucket." The guy said that he understood. At the end of the day, the guy's boss came to check up on him. The guy said, "Wow, it sure was a busy day today. I think the machine is broken. It keeps on printing Ws on them!"

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Happy Birthday!

Hi guys! Aidan the Aspie here with a special announcement! My friend is having his birthday today! He is having a Minecraft themed party! I got him a Minecraft themed present too! I made him a stuffed Slime, an awesome card, And a Minecraft skin to wear today! For those who do not know, a skin is what your character looks like in Minecraft. Ethan, you can get your skin here! Happy Birthday, Ethan!

Instructions:
Step 1, Right click the picture.
Step 2, Click, save picture as.
Step 3, Save it in the file you want. Save it as a PNG.
Step 4, Go to www.Minecraft.net.
Step 5, Click on My Profile.                   HANDY HINT: To do this, you need a Minecraft account.
Step 6, Click on Browse Skin.
Step 7, Select the file. Click Upload.
Step 8, Click on Change Skin.
Step 9, ENJOY!!!

Another Joke!

Here's this week's featured joke!

A mushroom walks into a restaurant. The manager says, "Hey! Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies, "Aw, give me a chance! I can be a fun guy!"

This joke is a play on words. Can you find it?

New Joke!

It's time for the joke of the week!
Here it is!

A guy had a mother who was very old and sick. So old and sick, in fact, she couldn't even read anymore! The son decided to buy a parrot. He spent millions of dollars training it to read the Bible so his mother could listen to the Bible in her remaining days. He gave the parrot to her. The next day, the son got a phone call. It was his mom. She said "Oh, Thank you for the chicken, it was delicious."

HAHAHAHAHA!