Hello, and welcome to the first installment of Aidan the Aspie Comedian!
Every Friday night, I will post a quirky joke. Sometimes it will be a Knock Knock joke, sometimes a Riddle, sometimes a Story! Laughter guaranteed! So, without further ado, heres a joke that will definitely tickle your funny bone! It's called, Ducks Are Bad Hardware Store Customers!
OK, so there is this duck, and he walks into a hardware store. He asks the guy at the front desk, "QUACK! Got any hammers?" "No," said the guy "But we'll be getting some next week."The duck went home. The next day, the duck came back and asked the front desk guy, "QUACK! Got any hammers?" The guy said, "No, but we will be getting some next week, I told you yesterday!"The duck went home. The next day, the duck came back. He asked the front desk guy, "QUACK! Got any hammers?" The guy yelled at the duck, "NO! WE'LL BE GETTING SOME NEXT WEEK! IF YOU COME BACK, I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE FLOOR!" The duck went home. The next day, the duck came back! He asked the guy, "Got any hammers?"
That's it! Do you get it?
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