Late Night Joke!

I am writing this undercover before bedtime. Here is this week's joke!

A guy gets a job at an M&Ms factory. His boss tells him, "If there is anything wrong with these M&Ms, put them in this bucket." The guy said that he understood. At the end of the day, the guy's boss came to check up on him. The guy said, "Wow, it sure was a busy day today. I think the machine is broken. It keeps on printing Ws on them!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Happy Birthday!

Hi guys! Aidan the Aspie here with a special announcement! My friend is having his birthday today! He is having a Minecraft themed party! I got him a Minecraft themed present too! I made him a stuffed Slime, an awesome card, And a Minecraft skin to wear today! For those who do not know, a skin is what your character looks like in Minecraft. Ethan, you can get your skin here! Happy Birthday, Ethan!

Instructions:
Step 1, Right click the picture.
Step 2, Click, save picture as.
Step 3, Save it in the file you want. Save it as a PNG.
Step 4, Go to www.Minecraft.net.
Step 5, Click on My Profile.                   HANDY HINT: To do this, you need a Minecraft account.
Step 6, Click on Browse Skin.
Step 7, Select the file. Click Upload.
Step 8, Click on Change Skin.
Step 9, ENJOY!!!

Another Joke!

Here's this week's featured joke!

A mushroom walks into a restaurant. The manager says, "Hey! Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies, "Aw, give me a chance! I can be a fun guy!"

This joke is a play on words. Can you find it?

New Joke!

It's time for the joke of the week!
Here it is!

A guy had a mother who was very old and sick. So old and sick, in fact, she couldn't even read anymore! The son decided to buy a parrot. He spent millions of dollars training it to read the Bible so his mother could listen to the Bible in her remaining days. He gave the parrot to her. The next day, the son got a phone call. It was his mom. She said "Oh, Thank you for the chicken, it was delicious."

HAHAHAHAHA!

Minecraft Stuffies!

Bam Bam and Cookie!
AWWW! Aren't they cute friends?

My bro Jude made a Ghast too! I'm not sure what he named him.

Hi!
On Louis Riel day my mom and I made some Minecraft Stuffies. I made a Creeper and a Ghast. My mom is so great! I just love her! Here are the stuffies we made.

Aidan the Aspie Critic

After I see a movie or a play, I'll write about what I thought about it here. I saw a play today called Machomer by Rick Miller. Rick Miller can do perfect impressions of the entire cast of The Simpsons. I am a HUGE fan of The Simpsons, which just celebrated their 500th episode last week. Anyway, Rick decided that he'd like to do something with his impressions. So he wrote a one man play about the entire cast of The Simpsons doing Macbeth.

Some of his impressions were better than others. Homer wasn't very good. Same with Lisa, Mr Smithers, and Troy Maclure. Marge, Mr. Burns, Apu, Otto, Mr. Skinner, Moe, (I'm going to stop listing now because we could go on forever.) were spot on! As Mr. Burns would say, Excellent! The plot was good, but a bit confusing but I can blame Shakesphere for that. There was a surprise musical finale too. That was a great surprise! Check Rick Miller's website at www.Machomer.com for more information about him and his shows. Check out www.thesimpsons.com for more about The Simpsons 500th episode!

Sorry!

Aw, man,

I forgot to post a joke last week! D'OH! Oh, well. I was busy. To make up for it, I'll post 2 jokes this week! Sorry for any inconvenience.

So, without further ado, here's the first joke!

A guy walks into a Heavy Metal bar. He gets knocked out cold. Why?

Leave your answer in the comments!

Here's this week's joke!

3 kids are playing at recess. A fire truck drives by. A Dalmatian is sitting in the passenger seat. The kids started arguing about what the dog was for. "They use him to keep the crowds back!" said the 1st kid. "No, he's just for good luck!" said the 2nd kid. The 3rd kid brought the argument to a close, "You're both wrong. They use him to find the fire hydrant!"

Do you get it?