When I was is Grand forks on spring break, I saw the new Lorax movie. My mom was a bit worried about going to see it because she thought the movie might ruin the book. The Lorax is my mom's absolute favourite Dr. Seuss story. The Lorax book is about a WALL-E style world of trash, smog, and gunk. It's also about how the world got to be like that. The most famous line in The Lorax is when the greedy old businessman, the Once-Ler, gives a trufula tree seed to a small boy who wants to restore the world. The quote is, "Unless someone like you, cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not." Yes, indeed, The Lorax is a very heartwarming story. But that, my friends, is the book I'm talking about.
The movie is a WHOLE different story. (SPOILER ALERT! If you don't want to know what happens, skip to the next paragraph.) The movie was about a small boy who lives in a town called, Thneedville. A thneed is kind of like a sweater made out of the tuft of a Trufula tree. The Once-Ler cut down the whole Trufula forest to get enough tufts to make his Thneeds. The boy is in love with a girl named Audrey who is played by Taylor Swift the Country-Pop star. Audrey wants to see a real tree more than anything. So the boy is determined to get her a tree. His Granny tells him to go to see the old Once-Ler to find out how to get a tree. But the Once-Ler lives out of town and no one ever goes out of town in Thneedville. An evil corporation called O-Hare air runs the town and they sell air because the air quality in Thneedville is TERRIBLE! Anyway, O-hare air doesn't like people going out town for some strange reason. Anyway, the Once-Ler tells a big story of how the world got trashed and gives the boy a Trufula seed so that he can restore the world so the Lorax and all of his friends can come back.
It was a cute movie but it wasn't that great. It was good, but not great. I think all the musical numbers were useless and cheesy. The singing would've been better off left out. The story was not very accurate to the book. There were many environmental commentaries. Like when the salesmen marketing air say to their boss, "This new Bottled Air is going to be a hit! Put anything in plastic and people will buy it!" It gets me every time! So, overall, It was a cute movie but just cuteness alone is not enough. I would only give it about 3 stars out of 5. Have you seen The Lorax? If so, what did you think of it? Tell me in the comments!
Sunday, 1 April 2012
Spring Break Make Up Jokes
Here's 2 spring break jokes! I didn't get a chance to post any because I was in Grand Forks. I hope this is good enough to make up for the jokes I missed!
Okay, so, there is a Melon and a Cantaloupe. The Melon says to the Cantaloupe, "Let's run away and get married and have a family!" The Cantaloupe replies, "I'm sorry but I can't elope."
(Laughing fit) (Laughing fit)
Here's the second joke!
There was this Kindergarten class. The teacher was asking the kids what they did on the weekend. One kid says, "I went for a car car ride!" The teacher corrected him, "You went for a car ride, we don't use baby talk in school." Another kid says, "I took my doggy for a walk!" The teacher corrected her, "You took your dog for a walk, we don't use baby talk in school." Another kid says, "I read a book." The teacher asks, "Oh, what book did you read?" The kid replies, "Winnie the Crap."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Okay, so, there is a Melon and a Cantaloupe. The Melon says to the Cantaloupe, "Let's run away and get married and have a family!" The Cantaloupe replies, "I'm sorry but I can't elope."
(Laughing fit) (Laughing fit)
Here's the second joke!
There was this Kindergarten class. The teacher was asking the kids what they did on the weekend. One kid says, "I went for a car car ride!" The teacher corrected him, "You went for a car ride, we don't use baby talk in school." Another kid says, "I took my doggy for a walk!" The teacher corrected her, "You took your dog for a walk, we don't use baby talk in school." Another kid says, "I read a book." The teacher asks, "Oh, what book did you read?" The kid replies, "Winnie the Crap."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Your One Stop, Minecraft Skin Shop!
Hi, guys!
I have been busy making a lot of Minecraft skins lately. Also, I was away for Spring break so I couldn't post any jokes or anything like that. Anyway, here are the Minecraft skins I created. Follow the instructions on the Birthday post to get these skins. Enjoy!
I have been busy making a lot of Minecraft skins lately. Also, I was away for Spring break so I couldn't post any jokes or anything like that. Anyway, here are the Minecraft skins I created. Follow the instructions on the Birthday post to get these skins. Enjoy!
The Phantom of the Opera! |
This is a Creeper wearing the stolen clothes that belong to Steve, the main character in Minecraft. |
This is Chris Kratt from the Kratt Brothers. I made Martin so I had to make Chris too! He is wearing his Creature power suit like his brother, Martin. Have I been busy or what! |
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